“When I was a kid I used to pray every night for a new bicycle. Then I realized that the Lord doesn’t work that way, so I stole one and asked for forgiveness.”
-Emo Philips
“When I was a kid I used to pray every night for a new bicycle. Then I realized that the Lord doesn’t work that way, so I stole one and asked for forgiveness.”
-Emo Philips
“The Chemists are a strange class of mortals, impelled by an almost insane impulse to seek their pleasure among smoke and vapour, soot and flame, poisons and poverty; yet among all these evils I seem to live so sweetly, that may I die I would change places with the Persian King.”
-Johann Joachim Becher, 17th Century German Chemist
“The only winning strategy is not to play.”
-M.A.D. Magazine